the wildest thing I have ever done

In a car I always ask for more information about the subject. But I think I was asking to save myself or the other person from being embarrassed by saying too much.

In this cloak of amenity I will just pick what's on top and go for it.

I have never been much for superlatives. I've had friends that were very good with lists. Always comparing and ranking things. I usually answer questions like this differently as the wind blows. But enough with the gross over analysis...

On my mind at the moment: SEX, thrills, and fear

I had three roommates in a house we rented. I had the shortest hair among us only reaching the middle of my back. The two males were in a band together. The female was dating one of the males. Her boyfriend had a terrible habit of opening doors with a very fast swift jerk. In a month the bathroom doorknob had fallen off. Several knobs had to be tightened periodically... it drove me nuts. One day in particular I am trying to study (yes only roommate in college) and really need to pee. I hear the bathroom door open and jump a mile like always. I decide that I am going to yank door knobs just like him for now on. I hop up, yank my door open, go to the bathroom door, yank it open and walk in... Oops.

His girlfriend is in the bathtub.

Almost fully submerged in the water with her eyes closed.

Before the panic of "what the fuck did I just do" sets in, I take a very slow long look at her very large full 19 year old breasts (they were real, no scars, I was surprised) and brown wooly mound. At that point my eyes snapped back up to hers... but they are still closed.

Now the "what the fuck did I just do" panic sets in. She still does know I am here and not her guy. I quickly decide to open the door just as quickly and leave, hoping that I do not get caught by him in the hallway.

Yank door open, quick step, yank door shut, take deep breath, tiptoe to room, quietly open door, quietly close door, take a deep breath. Before I can even sit down I suddenly hear a yank as he enters the bathroom.

I listen and wait. No sounds of alarm. I quietly decide not to bring this up to any of my roommates. I no longer yanked doors open like him ever again. And I no longer had to pee.

Maybe that wasn't the wildest thing but yikes, it still makes my heart pound.